Confessions of a Brazilian waxer

I went to a network meeting today...it's amazing how many people seem so amazed and shocked when they find out what I do. Before I branched off and went into business for myself, I used to joke with my coworkers that judging from how busy I was, no one had hair down there but no one was willing to admit it. So when I go to different events, it seems no one takes part in the service when I know full well, it's more people than anyone thinks....except Brazilian waxers.
Women of all shapes, sizes, ages, ethnic background, socioeconomic status, and educational backgrounds have this done. It is not the typical young, model type woman. In my experience, the more average looking she is, the more likely she has done this.
Behind closed doors, I have heard all sorts of horror stories and seen all sorts of (ahem) botched jobs due to another waxer or the result of a "trying to save money and did it at home" job. Trust me. ladies...some things should be left to a professional. I have seen some pretty painful results. If you had a great experience or would like to share some pretty interesting stories (without the explicit details), please share!!